…get me a taxonomist on the phone quick.. I’ve discovered a nanomosquito..

It’s simply impossible. I just can’t explain the places I have bites. They must just be waiting for me. The second a piece of clothing comes loose, they must be lining up for a drink of tasty ‘ol me. The irony is that there don’t seem to be that many hanging round….it’s only when I take of all my clothes and run vulnerably naked into the shower shack for a shower that I meet with clouds of mosquitoes. Like this, as I dance round under the cold water, trying to get the water to touch my head first, warming it slightly before it falls and strikes the rest of my body. Nothing quite like a cold shower at 7am. Oh yeah!